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The '''Extended Unified Timeline''' is one of several attempts<ref>Notable others include the Revised Minimal Timeline, ''Anno Demoni'', TimeZone™, TimeZone™ For Kids, and the Hexagonal Chronology.</ref> to establish a reliable correspondence between the several thousand existing methods of recording temporal distance between events.<ref>This is to be distinguished from a ''dating system'', such as [[One:Adda Krazh|Adda Krazh]], which is subject to relative temporal distortion, works in a single dimension only, and is usually just guessed at.</ref> Like all such timelines, the EUT is ultimately unsuccessful, but has gained widespread use in academic circles due to its relative comprehensiveness.<ref>And, one might add, the human predilection for "order" when no such thing necessarily exists.</ref> | |||
==History== | |||
The original Unified Timeline was developed by an international consortium of [[One:Chronological Theory|chronological theorists]] at the Fifth/Eight Annual | |||
Nairobi Conference and essentially ignored for the next two decades. The "Extended" version, which resembles the original only in format and a number of [[One:Key Date|Key Dates]], was the life's work of Professor [[One:La Lime, Jean|Jean La Lime]], a colleague and mentor of the author. La Lime's untimely death is the cause of the Timeline's several minor lacunae. | |||
==Use== | |||
The EUT is a complex instrument, the proper use of which depends on physical and dimensional location, mental state, and available quantity of both scrap paper and oxygen. Physically, it resembles a massive book, with most of its pages unfolding into large, easily-torn panels. The user, seeking to establish the chronological correspondence between (for example) the [[One:Arlington Address, The|Arlington Address]] and the [[One:Long Afternoon|Long Afternoon]], cross-tabulates each against its geographic position and the most ontologically relevant [[One:Key Date|Key Date]] to determine the correct match-table to use. This table is memorized, copied longhand, and then burned. Re-executing this procedure recursively will eventually provide a useful estimate of the precise temporal distance between the original inputs. | |||
==Notes== | |||
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Latest revision as of 14:30, 8 October 2012
The Extended Unified Timeline is one of several attempts[1] to establish a reliable correspondence between the several thousand existing methods of recording temporal distance between events.[2] Like all such timelines, the EUT is ultimately unsuccessful, but has gained widespread use in academic circles due to its relative comprehensiveness.[3]
History[edit]
The original Unified Timeline was developed by an international consortium of chronological theorists at the Fifth/Eight Annual Nairobi Conference and essentially ignored for the next two decades. The "Extended" version, which resembles the original only in format and a number of Key Dates, was the life's work of Professor Jean La Lime, a colleague and mentor of the author. La Lime's untimely death is the cause of the Timeline's several minor lacunae.
Use[edit]
The EUT is a complex instrument, the proper use of which depends on physical and dimensional location, mental state, and available quantity of both scrap paper and oxygen. Physically, it resembles a massive book, with most of its pages unfolding into large, easily-torn panels. The user, seeking to establish the chronological correspondence between (for example) the Arlington Address and the Long Afternoon, cross-tabulates each against its geographic position and the most ontologically relevant Key Date to determine the correct match-table to use. This table is memorized, copied longhand, and then burned. Re-executing this procedure recursively will eventually provide a useful estimate of the precise temporal distance between the original inputs.
Notes[edit]
- ↑ Notable others include the Revised Minimal Timeline, Anno Demoni, TimeZone™, TimeZone™ For Kids, and the Hexagonal Chronology.
- ↑ This is to be distinguished from a dating system, such as Adda Krazh, which is subject to relative temporal distortion, works in a single dimension only, and is usually just guessed at.
- ↑ And, one might add, the human predilection for "order" when no such thing necessarily exists.
