User talk:Dr. Meatus (resplendent) DDS

Repugnant. Simply repugnant. I haven't seen such puffish perversion since the day my seminar "It's Your Vagina, Too" was invaded by marauding Khaki Scouts. -Temperance Lamprey-Pond 10:53, 16 August 2012 (PDT)

Ah, my delightful Temperance, we meet again. Your words say "no", but perhaps once you've joined me for some ether in a secluded spot you'll be able to release your lizard brain to indulge in those repressed animal needs... Looking forward to the deepest and most thorough collaboration with you on this project, see you in the archives! -Dr. Meatus (resplendent) DDS 11:18, 16 August 2012 (PDT)

Hulderbrand, you simpering newt, your visage remains a triumph of the embalmer's art. Have you been using a new formulation of spackle? Why I ever accepted your proposal of marriage, even for purposes of anthropological enquiry, escapes me at the moment. Thankfully. -Temperance Lamprey-Pond 12:36, 16 August 2012 (PDT)

Ouch!

You two are fun! Do let me know when you go on your next hot tubbing expedition! -Otter Jenkins 13:32, 16 August 2012 (PDT)

P.S. I hear that the Legendary Wikipodes of Yore used colons to indent their response to each other, resulting in what some say is a more readable threaded format to discussion pages. -Otter Jenkins 13:33, 16 August 2012 (PDT)

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. Because you-know-who doesn't understand the word "clean." -Temperance Lamprey-Pond 14:39, 16 August 2012 (PDT)

Out of order

My dear sir. Your dib is out of order. Please follow the order of play. Your GM will be sure to let you know when the dibbing round for Turn "B" starts. -MalAdmin 15:43, 20 August 2012 (PDT)

Yarbol

So you know, I used the term to describe your youth as respectfully as possible. -Otter Jenkins 12:48, 30 September 2012 (PDT)