One:Constellation

Excavated by the famed Abutri Bey Hassa II, Constellation is considered to be the finest and most complete Abuti discovered to date. Like other Abuti, its intricate parts include tiny stainless steel disks etched with molecular markings. Hassa propounded the theory that Abuti were storage devices for the lost Archives of Aramathea. The publication of his theory resulted in charges of heresy leading to Hassa’s imprisonment and eventual banishment. The general academic consensus today is that Constellation is in fact an elaborate timing device that was used in cookery, especially for gauging doneness and preventing anachronisms in soft and hard-boiled eggs. Constellation now resides in the collection of the Yeuk Library in Fetoun, where it can be examined upon request by qualified scholars.

-Zohar Klee 21:01, 21 September 2012 (PDT)