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[[File:bendis.jpeg||256px|thumb|right|LaVance Bendis, with his cat Larry]] | |||
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From the [[One:Codex Adulatio|Codex Adulatio]], Book 3, Verses 1-10: | |||
'''1''' And lo, naked came the [[One:Nardinos|Nardinos]] (who are obviously reptilian) with their wives, and children, and housepets, and long pointy teeth, and compact electro-hybrid vehiculation | |||
'''2''' Arriving at the Yard of Salvage, they did bypass the front gate and proceed directly to the Office, where they encountered The One for whom they had left their home world | |||
'''3''' Surrounding LaVance Bendis, for such was the Life Name of He, the Nardinos pronounced the words as "Are you an [[One:Asterismism|Asterismist]]?" | |||
'''4''' Quoth Bendis, "I ain't afraid of you. I kicked your ass once, 'n' I'll do it again" | |||
'''5''' Per the Testimony, the Nardinos pronounced the words once more: "Are you an [[One:Asterismism|Asterismist]]?" | |||
'''6''' Quoth Bendis, "Your mom's an Asterismismismism" | |||
'''7''' Thereby ascertaining the convergence of necessary factors, the Elder Nardinos didst inform Bendis of his impending ascension to the Celestial Realms | |||
'''8''' But Bendis said, "See here, jizznuts; I just paid off my El Camino" | |||
'''9''' Thus did the Elder Nardinos choose to accelerate the process of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_collapse gravitational collapse], aided no doubt by the twenty-eight cans of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genesee_Brewing_Company Genesee Cream Ale] consumed by Bendis prior to their arrival | |||
10 And o! the people did rejoice at the light | |||
Revision as of 19:59, 13 September 2012
From the Codex Adulatio, Book 3, Verses 1-10:
1 And lo, naked came the Nardinos (who are obviously reptilian) with their wives, and children, and housepets, and long pointy teeth, and compact electro-hybrid vehiculation
2 Arriving at the Yard of Salvage, they did bypass the front gate and proceed directly to the Office, where they encountered The One for whom they had left their home world
3 Surrounding LaVance Bendis, for such was the Life Name of He, the Nardinos pronounced the words as "Are you an Asterismist?"
4 Quoth Bendis, "I ain't afraid of you. I kicked your ass once, 'n' I'll do it again"
5 Per the Testimony, the Nardinos pronounced the words once more: "Are you an Asterismist?"
6 Quoth Bendis, "Your mom's an Asterismismismism"
7 Thereby ascertaining the convergence of necessary factors, the Elder Nardinos didst inform Bendis of his impending ascension to the Celestial Realms
8 But Bendis said, "See here, jizznuts; I just paid off my El Camino"
9 Thus did the Elder Nardinos choose to accelerate the process of gravitational collapse, aided no doubt by the twenty-eight cans of Genesee Cream Ale consumed by Bendis prior to their arrival
10 And o! the people did rejoice at the light
