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Excavated by the famed Abutri [[One:Hassa,_Bey,_II|Bey Hassa II]], Constellation is the most intricate and complete [[One:Abuti|Abuti]] discovered to date. Like other Abuti, its parts include tiny stainless steel | Excavated by the famed Abutri [[One:Hassa,_Bey,_II|Bey Hassa II]], Constellation is the most intricate and complete [[One:Abuti|Abuti]] discovered to date. Like other Abuti, its parts include tiny, interlocking stainless steel gears whose surfaces contain microscopic markings. It was the observation of the markings in particular that led Hassa to propound the theory that Abuti were storage devices for the lost [[One:Archives_of_Aramathea|Archives of Aramathea]]. The publication of his theory resulted in Hassa’s imprisonment, execution, and eventual canonization. The general academic consensus today is that Constellation is in fact an elaborate timing device that was used in cookery, especially for gauging doneness and preventing [[One:Anachronism|anachronisms]] in soft and hard-boiled eggs. Constellation now resides in the collection of the town library in [[One:Fetoun|Fetoun]], where it can be examined upon request by qualified and unqualified scholars alike. | ||
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Revision as of 20:16, 21 September 2012
Excavated by the famed Abutri Bey Hassa II, Constellation is the most intricate and complete Abuti discovered to date. Like other Abuti, its parts include tiny, interlocking stainless steel gears whose surfaces contain microscopic markings. It was the observation of the markings in particular that led Hassa to propound the theory that Abuti were storage devices for the lost Archives of Aramathea. The publication of his theory resulted in Hassa’s imprisonment, execution, and eventual canonization. The general academic consensus today is that Constellation is in fact an elaborate timing device that was used in cookery, especially for gauging doneness and preventing anachronisms in soft and hard-boiled eggs. Constellation now resides in the collection of the town library in Fetoun, where it can be examined upon request by qualified and unqualified scholars alike.
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-Zohar Klee 21:10, 21 September 2012 (PDT)
