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The Derring-Do were a small population of humans that occupied the hills of [[One:Land-Kentucky|Land-Kentucky]] during the years immediately following the [[One:Batavia_Excession|Batavia Excession]]. The community coalesced around their shared defiance of the philosophy/lives of hard logic espoused and ascribed to by robots, as well as the softer and more cognitively permeable options presented by the Cetaceans. Little is known about their day-to-day existence of the Derring-Do (nor what became of them)<ref>It is theorized by less scrupulous scholars than myself that they may have had a hand in the creation of the [[One:Buryatia-Patagonia_Transverse|Buryatia-Patagonia Transverse]]</ref> though they left behind a near limitless network of tunnels and caverns full of elaborate, homemade (often musical) liquor stills. In fact, they are rumored to have advanced the study of gin and [[One:Gin_derivatives|gin derivatives]] by decades, if not figurative light-years.<ref>Derring-Do legend holds that the new agricultural and mechanical technologies involved in their gin production were divined through observation/calculation of movements of extraterrestrial objects.</ref> The Derring-Do were identifiable by their removal/lack of the pinky and ring fingers of their right hand (demonstrating their fleshiness and independence, and allowing the remaining fingers to naturally and gracefully fall into a d-shape) and by their hostility, and occasional outright violence, toward those lacking such lack.
The Derring-Do were a small population of humans that occupied the caves of [[One:Land-Kentucky|Land-Kentucky]] during the years immediately following the [[One:Batavia_Excession|Batavia Excession]]. The community coalesced around their shared defiance of the philosophy/lives of hard logic espoused and ascribed to by robots, as well as the softer and more cognitively permeable options presented by the Cetaceans. Little is known about their day-to-day existence of the Derring-Do (nor what became of them)<ref>It is theorized by less scrupulous scholars than myself that they may have had a hand in the creation of the [[One:Buryatia-Patagonia_Transverse|Buryatia-Patagonia Transverse]]</ref> though they left behind a large number elaborate, homemade (often musical) liquor stills hidden throughout the vast network of tunnels and caverns of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammoth_Cave|Mammoth Cave system]]. In fact, they are rumored to have advanced the study of gin and [[One:Gin_derivatives|gin derivatives]] by decades, if not figurative light-years.<ref>Derring-Do legend holds that the new agricultural and mechanical technologies involved in their gin production were divined through observation/calculation of movements of extraterrestrial objects.</ref> The Derring-Do were identifiable by their removal/lack of the pinky and ring fingers of their right hand (demonstrating their fleshiness and independence, and allowing the remaining fingers to naturally and gracefully fall into a d-shape) and by their hostility, and occasional outright violence, toward those lacking such lack.


[[File:still.jpg|250px|thumb|c|center|Small child posing next to a Derring-Do gin still retrieved from the former Mammoth Cave National Park]]
[[File:still.jpg|250px|thumb|c|center|Small child posing next to a Derring-Do still retrieved from a cavern beneath Joppa Ridge]]


== Notes ==
== Notes ==
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* [[One:Batavia_Excession|Batavia Excession]]
* [[One:Batavia_Excession|Batavia Excession]]
* [[One:Buryatia-Patagonia_Transverse|Buryatia-Patagonia Transverse]]
* [[One:Buryatia-Patagonia_Transverse|Buryatia-Patagonia Transverse]]
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammoth_Cave|Mammoth Cave system]]

Revision as of 09:53, 30 September 2012

The Derring-Do were a small population of humans that occupied the caves of Land-Kentucky during the years immediately following the Batavia Excession. The community coalesced around their shared defiance of the philosophy/lives of hard logic espoused and ascribed to by robots, as well as the softer and more cognitively permeable options presented by the Cetaceans. Little is known about their day-to-day existence of the Derring-Do (nor what became of them)[1] though they left behind a large number elaborate, homemade (often musical) liquor stills hidden throughout the vast network of tunnels and caverns of the [Cave system]. In fact, they are rumored to have advanced the study of gin and gin derivatives by decades, if not figurative light-years.[2] The Derring-Do were identifiable by their removal/lack of the pinky and ring fingers of their right hand (demonstrating their fleshiness and independence, and allowing the remaining fingers to naturally and gracefully fall into a d-shape) and by their hostility, and occasional outright violence, toward those lacking such lack.

Small child posing next to a Derring-Do still retrieved from a cavern beneath Joppa Ridge

Notes

  1. It is theorized by less scrupulous scholars than myself that they may have had a hand in the creation of the Buryatia-Patagonia Transverse
  2. Derring-Do legend holds that the new agricultural and mechanical technologies involved in their gin production were divined through observation/calculation of movements of extraterrestrial objects.

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