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The Derring-Do were a small population of humans that occupied the caves of [[One:Land-Kentucky|Land-Kentucky]] during the years immediately following the [[One:Batavia_Excession|Batavia Excession]]. The community coalesced around their shared defiance of the philosophy/lives of hard logic espoused and ascribed to by robots, as well as the softer and more cognitively permeable options presented by the [[One:Cetaceans|Cetaceans]]. The Derring-Do were identifiable by their removal/lack of the pinky and ring fingers of their right hand (demonstrating their fleshiness and independence, and allowing the remaining fingers to naturally and gracefully fall into a d-shape) and by their hostility, and occasional outright violence, toward those lacking such lack. | The Derring-Do were a small population of humans that occupied the caves of [[One:Land-Kentucky|Land-Kentucky]] during the years immediately following the [[One:Batavia_Excession|Batavia Excession]]. The community coalesced around their shared defiance of the philosophy/lives of hard logic espoused and ascribed to by robots, as well as the softer and more cognitively permeable options presented by the [[One:Cetaceans|Cetaceans]]. The Derring-Do were identifiable by their removal/lack of the pinky and ring fingers of their right hand (demonstrating their fleshiness and independence, and allowing the remaining fingers to naturally and gracefully fall into a d-shape) and by their hostility, and occasional outright violence, toward those lacking such lack. | ||
Due to their largely subterranean and hostile nature, little is known about the day-to-day existence of the Derring-Do | Due to their largely subterranean and hostile nature, little is known about the day-to-day existence of the Derring-Do, nor what became of them<ref>, It is theorized by less scrupulous scholars than myself that they may have had a hand in the creation of the [[One:Buryatia-Patagonia_Transverse|Buryatia-Patagonia Transverse]].</ref>, however they did leave behind hundreds of elaborate, homemade (often musical) liquor stills hidden throughout the vast network of tunnels and caverns of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammoth_Cave/ Mammoth Cave system]. The Derring-Do stills incorporate such astounding innovation in distilling technology that it's estimated their discovery advanced the study of gin and [[One:Gin_derivatives|gin derivatives]] by decades, if not figurative light-years.<ref>Derring-Do legend holds that the mechanics behind their still construction was divined through observation/calculation of movements of extraterrestrial objects.</ref> | ||
[[File:still.jpg|200px|thumb|c|center|Small child posing next to a Derring-Do gin still retrieved from a cavern beneath Joppa Ridge]] | [[File:still.jpg|200px|thumb|c|center|Small child posing next to a Derring-Do gin still retrieved from a cavern beneath Joppa Ridge]] | ||
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* [[One:Batavia_Excession|Batavia Excession]] | * [[One:Batavia_Excession|Batavia Excession]] | ||
* [[One:Buryatia-Patagonia_Transverse|Buryatia-Patagonia Transverse]] | * [[One:Buryatia-Patagonia_Transverse|Buryatia-Patagonia Transverse]] | ||
* [[One:Cetaceans|Cetaceans]] | |||
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammoth_Cave/ Mammoth Cave system] | * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammoth_Cave/ Mammoth Cave system] | ||
[[Category:What came after]] | [[Category:What came after]] | ||
[[Category:What came after/Turn D]] | [[Category:What came after/Turn D]] |
Latest revision as of 19:41, 1 October 2012
The Derring-Do were a small population of humans that occupied the caves of Land-Kentucky during the years immediately following the Batavia Excession. The community coalesced around their shared defiance of the philosophy/lives of hard logic espoused and ascribed to by robots, as well as the softer and more cognitively permeable options presented by the Cetaceans. The Derring-Do were identifiable by their removal/lack of the pinky and ring fingers of their right hand (demonstrating their fleshiness and independence, and allowing the remaining fingers to naturally and gracefully fall into a d-shape) and by their hostility, and occasional outright violence, toward those lacking such lack.
Due to their largely subterranean and hostile nature, little is known about the day-to-day existence of the Derring-Do, nor what became of them[1], however they did leave behind hundreds of elaborate, homemade (often musical) liquor stills hidden throughout the vast network of tunnels and caverns of the Mammoth Cave system. The Derring-Do stills incorporate such astounding innovation in distilling technology that it's estimated their discovery advanced the study of gin and gin derivatives by decades, if not figurative light-years.[2]
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- ↑ , It is theorized by less scrupulous scholars than myself that they may have had a hand in the creation of the Buryatia-Patagonia Transverse.
- ↑ Derring-Do legend holds that the mechanics behind their still construction was divined through observation/calculation of movements of extraterrestrial objects.
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