User talk:The Left Honorable Earl of Innsmouth

Hahaha, still have that millstone to lug around? Just say the word and it will be gone. Dr. Meatus (resplendent) DDS

The biography provision of the Armistice does not currently extend to future generations, except in the occasion where either party is seen to encourage, occasion, or aid in the premature demise of the opposite party as specified in Paragraph 4 of Subsection iv of Section C of the 23rd Amendment to the 4th Provision of the Armistice. The only way I'll ever be able to write my own biography is to outlive the Right Dishonorable Duke of Sandwich and he dies of old age. Please do nothing to bring him to a premature end. --The Left Honorable Earl of Innsmouth 09:09, 11 October 2012 (PDT)