User:Temperance Lamprey-Pond

[File:Temperance4.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Temperance Lamprey-Pond, shown in a 1994 booking photo following her arrest for protesting the elimination of breastfeeding education at the primary school level]]

Temperance Lamprey-Pond holds dual PhDs in gender studies and the study of gender. Her most recent publications include "Framing the Other: Gender Profiling in Beauty Pageant Hairdressing" and "You Can Make Doilies, Too! A Guide for New Crocheters."

Before ascending the ivory tower of academe, she was a professional bass player and a carny.

She does not find you amusing in the least.