User:Dr. Meatus (resplendent) DDS

Dr. Meatus (replendent) DDS, OBBE, DrS, DrSG, DrPhil, SecOps GREEN/MANGO-17b, Mayor of the Netherlands and Baron of the Orange Plains. Pictured above in a moment of contemplative repose.

What to say, titles far too many to list here and so I've only kept the most significant formal style in my username. When, like me, you've had so many worthy honours bestowed upon you, it can come off as a little pretentious to list them all. I much prefer to keep it real, know what I'm saying?

Scholar, courtier, surgeon, dentist, gentleman, adventurer and rogue. Ready to PARTY IN THE ARCHIVES WOOT WOOT.

Turn ons: scholarship, debate with a worthy adversary, organic solvents, being right, pillaging.

Turn offs: fake academics pretending they are half as smart as me, being wrong, mornings, bad breath, people who do not like to PARTY ALL NIGHT WOOT WOOT.