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Temperance Lamprey-Pond holds dual PhDs in gender studies and the study of gender. Her most recent publications include "Framing the Other: Gender Profiling in Beauty Pageant Hairdressing" and "You Can Make Doilies, Too! A Guide for New Crocheters."
Temperance Lamprey-Pond holds dual PhDs in gender studies and the study of gender. Her most recent publications include "Framing the Other: Gender Profiling in Beauty Pageant Hairdressing" and "You Can Make Doilies, Too! A Guide for New Crocheters."


Before ascending the ivory tower of academe, she was a professional bass player and a carny.  
Before ascending the ivory tower of academe, she was a professional bass player and a carny. Her weapon of choice is a Ruger 10/22 semiautomatic, but only on Tuesdays.  


She does not find you amusing in the least.  
She does not find you amusing in the least.  

Revision as of 13:22, 15 August 2012

Temperance Lamprey-Pond, shown in a 1994 booking photo following her arrest for protesting the elimination of breastfeeding education at the primary school level

Temperance Lamprey-Pond holds dual PhDs in gender studies and the study of gender. Her most recent publications include "Framing the Other: Gender Profiling in Beauty Pageant Hairdressing" and "You Can Make Doilies, Too! A Guide for New Crocheters."

Before ascending the ivory tower of academe, she was a professional bass player and a carny. Her weapon of choice is a Ruger 10/22 semiautomatic, but only on Tuesdays.

She does not find you amusing in the least.