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[File:Temperance4.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Temperance Lamprey-Pond, shown in a 1994 booking photo following her arrest for protesting the elimination of breastfeeding education at the primary school level]]

Temperance Lamprey-Pond holds dual PhDs in gender studies and the study of gender. Her most recent publications include "Framing the Other: Gender Profiling in Beauty Pageant Hairdressing" and "You Can Make Doilies, Too! A Guide for New Crocheters."

Before ascending the ivory tower of academe, she was a professional bass player and a carny. 

She does not find you amusing in the least. 

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