User:Will.i.am Rammstein Durst

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W. R. Durst, recent file photo

Publishing magnate, owner of The San Francisco Torrentor. Child of three mothers c/o other brothers. Disavows entirely the content of unauthorized fictional work "Citizen Kanye".

Regarding inquires in the vein of:

  • "Why did you do it"
  • "did you do it for the nookie"
  • "how big an influence did the nookie have on your decision to do it"
  • "what shall I do with this cookie"

&c., &c., please contact Mr. Durst's public relations secretary.