User:Will.i.am Rammstein Durst
Publishing magnate, owner of The San Francisco Torrentor. Child of three mothers c/o other brothers. Disavows entirely the content of unauthorized fictional work "Citizen Kanye".
Regarding inquires in the vein of:
- "Why did you do it"
- "did you do it for the nookie"
- "how big an influence did the nookie have on your decision to do it"
- "what shall I do with this cookie"
&c., &c., please contact Mr. Durst's public relations secretary.