User:The Left Honorable Earl of Innsmouth

As per the armistice agreement between Innsmouth and Sandwich of 200 AK, all biographies of The Left Honorable Earl of Innsmouth must be written or approved by The Right Dishonorable Duke of Sandwich, and vice versa. The following should be read with that bias in mind.

The Left Honorable Earl of Innsmouth, sworn enemy to The Right Dishonorable Duke of Sandwich, is not know for his bravery, intelligence, tact, heartiness, scholarly discipline, or suaveness with women. He is a coward, an idiot, a daft dunderhead, a sickly weakling, a lazy inventor of "fact", and utterly hopeless when it comes to attracting the opposite sex. This goes for his heirs as well.

Innsmouth is a dirty fishing village of no worth, a perfect match for its master. The surrounding area isn't any better. Anyone who chooses to visit will be left with regret.

He is a daft knave. I pity anyone who relies on his so called scholarship.