User:Minetta Garage

Minetta Garage is a reluctant polymath whose scholarship spans an ill-advisedly inestimable number of Denkkollektiv. In 2001, she lost her position at a small, well-regarded institution in the American South, due to an incident involving petty vandalism and alleged arson of university property. She currently resides in rural North Dakota, where she receives a small salary (and borrows the occasional late-night broadcasting slot) in exchange for her work as caretaker for the third and fourth tallest structures in the world.