User:Terry the Splendour

A curious artifact of the East, Terry the Splendour arrived from distant lands with a remarkable CV and stellar publication history. A certified letter of recommendation from his previous University's Provost, though slightly spotted with blood, thoroughly supported any appointment for Terry that could be found: "[Terry the Splendour] lives to work. Work is the only thing that keeps him sane. The only thing. For the love of the God, keep him working."

Terry's research interests are the paranormal, the parallel, parasailing, gender studies, and paranoia. His academic conscience is a boon for any institution of learning and he is well-loved by colleague and student alike . . . as long as he's working.