User:Minetta Garage

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Minetta Garage is a reluctant polymath whose scholarship spans an ill-advisedly inestimable number of Denkkollektiv. In 2001, she lost her position at a small, well-regarded institution in the American South, due to an incident involving petty vandalism and alleged arson of university property. She currently resides in rural North Dakota, where she receives a small salary (and borrows the occasional late-night broadcasting slot) in exchange for her work as caretaker for the [third|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KVLY-TV_mast] and [fourth|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KXJB-TV_mast] tallest structures in the world.