User:Birchwood H. Spooner

Birchwood Hayward Spooner was homeschooled until accepted at University at age 13. Rumor has it that in the days prior to leaving for University, Birchwood bagged a 10pt buck, field dressed it and later that evening prepared a stunning venison Wellington with the tenderloins.

Always happiest when stirring the pot (literally and figuratively) Birch is a world traveler, accomplished chef and noted authority on a variety of subjects.

In recent years Birch has held 5 endowed chairs at Universities of note (3 simultaneously), however current litigation prevents the disclosure of said Universities.

Birch's exact location is currently unknown, but messages have been sent through reliable channels and a response is expected soon.