User:Otter Jenkins
Profile (In character)
One of the legendary splinters of the Wandering Americans (since the devastation of the North American Continent from the tertiary Excession), Otter Jenkins is a mysterious and shadowy figure with a checkered and (e/il)lusive past.
Some scholars suggest that Otter was related in some way to the original founders of the criminal terrorist organization, The Westboro Baptist Church[2]. Others claim to possess papers proving that Otter's Hebrew ancestors were actually Mormons. Still others claim proof that Otter himself is a founder of the Church of the Sub-Subgenius or of the Church of Discordia or of the Universal Life Church[3].
No one knows exactly how he got involved in this project, but there are plenty of lurid rumors[4].
Player (Out of character)
You may reach the player behind Otter at malcolm.gin@gmail.com.
References
- ↑ No relation.
- ↑ Otter is universally recognized as having been exiled from the Church, though rumors are mixed regarding whether it was because he was too pacifist, too violent, too sarcastic, too ironic, too humorous, too gassy or just dissenting
- ↑ None seem to find it problematic that all records of these churches and institutions are lost at sea, intentionally burned and shredded, or were kept in locations since devastated by natural disasters as diverse as tornadoes, floods, fires, earthquakes, tidal waves and extreme flatulence.
- ↑ "Whose elephant is that?" - Unattributed. Please note: Some scholars alternately translate this as "How many elephants is that?"
