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[[File:Fez.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Portrait of the Otter as a young cat<ref>No relation.</ref>]]One of the legendary splinters of the Wandering Americans (since the devastation of the North American Continent from the tertiary Excession), Otter Jenkins is a mysterious and shadowy figure with a checkered and (e/il)lusive past.
[[File:Fez.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Portrait of the Otter as a young cat<ref>No relation.</ref>]]One of the legendary splinters of the Wandering Americans (since the devastation of the North American Continent from the tertiary Excession), Otter Jenkins is a mysterious and shadowy figure with a checkered and (e/il)lusive past.


Some scholars suggest that Otter was related in some way (obviously exiled) to the original founders of the criminal Westboro Baptist Church. Others claim to possess papers proving that Otter's Hebrew ancestors were actually Mormons. Still others claim proof that Otter himself is a founder of the Church of the Sub-Subgenius or of the Church of Discordia or of the Universal Life Church. None seem to find it problematic that all records of these churches and institutions are lost at sea, intentionally burned and shredded, or were kept in location since devastated by natural disasters as diverse as tornadoes, floods, fires, earthquakes, tidal waves and extreme flatulence.
Some scholars suggest that Otter was related in some way (obviously exiled, though rumors are mixed regarding whether it was because he was too pacifist, too violent or just dissenting) to the original founders of the criminal terrorist organization, The Westboro Baptist Church. Others claim to possess papers proving that Otter's Hebrew ancestors were actually Mormons. Still others claim proof that Otter himself is a founder of the Church of the Sub-Subgenius or of the Church of Discordia or of the Universal Life Church. None seem to find it problematic that all records of these churches and institutions are lost at sea, intentionally burned and shredded, or were kept in location since devastated by natural disasters as diverse as tornadoes, floods, fires, earthquakes, tidal waves and extreme flatulence.


No one knows exactly how he got involved in this project, but there are plenty of lurid rumors<ref>"Whose elephant is that?" - Unattributed.</ref>.
No one knows exactly how he got involved in this project, but there are plenty of lurid rumors<ref>"Whose elephant is that?" - Unattributed.<ref>Some scholars alternately translate this as "How many elephants is that?"</ref></ref>.


= Player (Out of character) =
= Player (Out of character) =

Revision as of 08:13, 16 August 2012

Profile (In character)

Portrait of the Otter as a young cat[1]

One of the legendary splinters of the Wandering Americans (since the devastation of the North American Continent from the tertiary Excession), Otter Jenkins is a mysterious and shadowy figure with a checkered and (e/il)lusive past.

Some scholars suggest that Otter was related in some way (obviously exiled, though rumors are mixed regarding whether it was because he was too pacifist, too violent or just dissenting) to the original founders of the criminal terrorist organization, The Westboro Baptist Church. Others claim to possess papers proving that Otter's Hebrew ancestors were actually Mormons. Still others claim proof that Otter himself is a founder of the Church of the Sub-Subgenius or of the Church of Discordia or of the Universal Life Church. None seem to find it problematic that all records of these churches and institutions are lost at sea, intentionally burned and shredded, or were kept in location since devastated by natural disasters as diverse as tornadoes, floods, fires, earthquakes, tidal waves and extreme flatulence.

No one knows exactly how he got involved in this project, but there are plenty of lurid rumorsCite error: Closing </ref> missing for <ref> tag</ref>.

Player (Out of character)

You may reach the player behind Otter at malcolm.gin@gmail.com.

References

  1. No relation.